Today I wrote my own Eulogy

Today I wrote my own Eulogy and for the first time in a long time, I was honest with myself about the things I didn't like in case of my untimely demise. First I went with a poetry groove, closer to a still I rise but I was unimpressed with the results. So I thought I would just put together a bunch of sentences in case of my untimely demise. Today I wrote my Eulogy because somehow I think I have been misunderstood for 24 years if that's possible. So I wrote a list of things I hate, so just in case people show up and say I liked these things, you know they weren't in my inner circle. Today I wrote my eulogy and I realized......

A) I hate when people tell me "I better" or "I need to" even when they are joking, I won't do it just because I don't take orders well

B) I can't take tears, I suppose because I don't remember the last time I cried, I don't know how to respond to it. Am I suppose to catch the persons tears, I don't get it. I figure, suck it up and move on.

C) FAT PEOPLE. Everyone knows I'm a phatophobic but I just don't get how someone would want to live like that

D) Whining voices! You know when people talk in a baby voice, I find that to be so patronizing because you have to make a conscious decision to change your voice into that non-sense.

E) Bad Parents....speaks for itself.

F) The idea of "Best Friend" because the idea itself means you must have worse friends, I will delve into that topic in another blog.

G) The concept of "Falling" in love because by definition it would suggest a mistake, strictly by the idea of Falling, again in another blog

H) Crowders! You know those people that never allow you to breathe. I've have found that people that haven't given me space in my past, I usually just created it. You know kind of like a post player in the NBA.

I) Dirty shoes.....speaks for itself

J) One sided friendships, where one friend does everything, puts in everything and as a result losses everything

K) People that never figure out themselves. I just feel like I know too many people who pinpoint one person in their lives and try to mirror everything they do. The problem with that concept is you only get to see whats in the mirror and never get to see whats in you. Yep that's another blog.

L) People that define themselves by a city, a number, an organization, a neighborhood. It is always OK just represent where you are from but to not understand yourself outside of those perimeters is suicidal.

M) I stop on "M" for a reason which I will explain sooner than later but in case my of my untimely demise there is a bunch of notes from bill collectors under my bed that I am currently avoiding. I know, it seems like a lot to digest but I am quite sure its SIMPLE ENOUGH